The Bored Cat Kit

Covers Hunt, Watch, Forage, Climb, Rest
- Ground PreySelf-rolling toy ball$24.00
- The Forage PuzzleTreat puzzle feeder$29.00
- The LookoutWindow perch$44.00
- Bought separately
$97.00
A consultation, not a checkout
Two minutes, seven questions, no account. You’ll leave knowing why they do the 3 AM thing, and which three things would make a small apartment feel enormous to them.
Step 1 · Observe
Hunt, climb, watch, scratch, forage, hide, rest. Every cat leans a particular way, and that lean has a name and a kit.

Playful preference scores, not a health or behaviour assessment.
Consultation note
Leans: Climb, Watch, Hunt. Reads as: The Rooftop Hunter.

Usually needs: The Bored Cat Kit · $90.00 · $97.00 apart
Three taps is a sketch. Seven questions is the real thing.
Step 2 · Recognise
Every cat is one of one. Most of them are also, undeniably, one of these eight.

“If it moves, I am hunting it. If it is high, I am sitting on it.”

“No bag unchecked. No snack undiscovered.”

“I have a secret entrance. You are standing in it.”

“My zoomies have zoomies.”

“Anywhere is fine. As long as you are there.”

“Will solve puzzles for snacks.”

“Do not disturb. Professionally unavailable.”

“Your apartment? An interesting theory.”
Step 3 · Place
A real-sized studio. The window, the wall and the corner are the three spots, and covering all seven instincts costs zero floor space.


BEFOREAFTERStep 4 · Prove
Zero extra floor space. One window, one wall and one corner your cat now owns.
These three are $147.00 on their own. The kit, fur roller included, is $152.00.
Step 5 · Redirect
Scratching is a full-body stretch and a signature, left where they rest. Put a better surface in that exact spot and the sofa survives.
Territory LoungeFold-out cardboard scratch lounge$44.00
The Territory PanelWall-mounted sisal scratcher$54.00
The Hunt WandFeather wand set$18.00Step 6 · Furnish
Three or four things that work together, one box, priced below buying them apart.
The one for your cat’s type comes first.

Covers Hunt, Watch, Forage, Climb, Rest

Covers Scratch, Rest, Climb, Hunt

Covers Watch, Climb, Rest, Scratch, Hide
In a hurry?
11 products, each one earning its place by solving a real indoor-cat problem in a real-sized apartment.
One more question
Pick one and you are on question two. Six more, then their Passport. No account.